Because it isn't over till the fat lady omits needless words...
In high school I had recurring nightmares that Luciano Pavoratti was my English teacher. At the time I thought it was just a simple, subconscious substitution of one pompous puffbag for another, but it turns out I was prescient. Classical music and English grammar are united at last. The Elements of Style now exists in operatic form.
posted by Manaster @ Wednesday, November 02, 2005
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