all I need is a Nobel prize
do you have a Nobel prize to give to me, or loan to me, or sell to me, fellow sufferers? I am in urgent need of one because my petition to become a US permanant resident as an extraordinary artist was denied, and to define "extraordinary", the example given in the law is that someone who has won a Nobel prize.I'm being very serious. Please let me know ASAP if you know a Nobel Prize is available
posted by Y @ Friday, August 12, 2005
3 Comments:
This is ridiculous. Anything we can do to help? Now what happens? You don't have to go back to China, do you?
This is a ridiculous problem (ridiculous solution: tell those people to go away, or the zoo animals, who are in my thrall, will escape and cause havoc in the city). I'll also help in any sensible way. I can order you a coffee in Italian. Keep us updated. You must be stressed, but hopefully you'll be looking back on this soon as just a giant annoyance. Don't go back to China. After SF, the weather will be unbearable, and I'm afraid this country would suck if you left.
I've talked to many people including Connie...sigh. my many failures as a writer include, for instance, not being to show objective documentary that I'm the next Hemingway (one lawyer I talked to before, upon learning I was a writer, sneered and said: unless you can prove you're the next Hemingway...)
"the record does not show that the petitioner's work has had a significant influences on other writers, nor does it show that any specific works by the petitioner are particularly renowned as significant contemporary writing"--so anyone willing to nominate me as an influence on your writing when you become famous?
we are not going back to china yet, thanks to the job now. will update once there is any news to report. if everything fails there is a Canada up there. perhaps I could be even qualified for Booker prize?
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