world's ugliest (continued)
just sitting around thinking up new excuses to give the student loan people (sallie mae, call me. i miss you. tell your sister fannie i didn't mean what i said), when i came across these pretty ladies. if you, like me, have never recovered from the loss of the world's ugliest dog, perhaps these monstrous cats will satisfy your craving for that thing inside you that's missing. supposedly the result of a spontaneous mutation, these cats are playful, soft, and hungry. i predict...wait, i guarantee that these cats will soon spread from hawaii and, hungry for sweet human flesh, devour the whole country coast to coast. adorable!
posted by chauncey swan @ Monday, February 13, 2006
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I feel bad for the cat to the far right. He doesn't seem to lust for the thing being suspended over his head, which I take to be a human limb or organ, and he'll grow up lonely. He stares at his sister's fine neck. He's not interested in eating the flesh of American citizens. He just wants his sister to look at him.
That's totally what I just had for breakfast.
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